Whether you love trying to make people laugh, need to cheer someone up, or your day is going a bit slow, these funny jokes are a great pick-me-up.
They’re a fun way to keep yourself entertained or just make your friends and family cringe (and laugh).
And if you like putting a smile on someone’s face or just need a mood lift, these funny jokes are exactly what you need.
Send them in a text to a friend or share them over dinner with the family; it doesn’t matter. They’re all age appropriate and guaranteed to make someone laugh (even if that’s just you 😉).
And in this list of quips, you’ll find funny jokes for 2025, jokes for the family, short jokes, and even jokes for coworkers. So grab a few and have fun!
In This Article
- Funny Jokes for 2025
- Short Jokes
- Jokes for the Family
- Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends
- Jokes for Coworkers
- Seriously Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes for 2025
- 2025 feels like that awkward sequel nobody asked for. Still watching though.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- I just got a job as a human statue. It’s a stand-up gig.
- My 2025 goal is to be less anxious. So far, I’m worried it’s not working.
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- My brother prefers taking escalators, I prefer taking elevators. I guess we were raised differently
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- Why do ponies make terrible magicians? Its because they only know one trick.
- Why did the chicken join a Zoom call? To prove it could cross the road remotely.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Short Jokes
- I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
- What do you call a nose with no body? No body nose
- I would tell you a construction joke… but I’m still working on it.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- I used to play piano by ear… but now I use my hands.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
- Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Jokes for the Family
- BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he’ll do is to assemble his cabinet
- Which of Charles Dickens’s books is the most disappointing? Great Expectations.
- Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
- Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “you know how to drive this thing?”
- Beethoven concerts were probably like – Beethoven: “Are you ready?” Crowd: YES!” Beethoven: “I can’t hear you!”
- Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
- What did the baby corn ask the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends
- Why are Undertakers such good tippers? They pay an arm and a leg.
- My friend asked if I was free this weekend. I said, “I’m not even affordable.”
- Why did my friend bring a spoon to a fight? She said it was for the tea afterwards.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
- I try not to tell dad jokes. But when I do, he thinks they’re really funny.
Jokes for Coworkers
- Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a few days off.
- Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
- My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
- Tried to give a presentation without coffee. My PowerPoint turned into a power nap.
- My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets. I told him I Excel at it.
- What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea
- An interviewer asked me, “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Mirrors mostly.
- How do you stay warm in any room? Go to the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.
- Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
- Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
Seriously Funny Jokes
- What did the traffic light say to the car? “Don’t look! I’m about to change.”
- What does a house wear? Address.
- What do you call a Viking who lost his boat? A Hiking.
- Why are trees so unreliable? They’re shady.
- My girlfriend left me because I’m “too arrogant.” I told her not to let the door hit her on her way back in.
- Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades!
- A man scores a hot date. It was delicious
- How much do rainbows weigh? Not much. They’re actually pretty light.
- Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.
- Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Grace Moser is the author and founder of Chasing Foxes, where she writes articles to help women create a life they love in big and small ways. She's been a full-time traveler since 2016 and loves sharing her experiences and exploring the world with her husband, Silas. Her lifestyle and travel advice can also be seen on sites such as Business Insider, Glamour, Newsweek, Huffpost, & Apartment Therapy.